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Message: Whoa it's fricken freazing out here, I mean, what the hell, it's only December, wait, is December the snowy one, or the sunny one? Oh, nevermind, there's white stuff outside, it must be the sunny one.
Submitted By: I_love_T.J.

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Hey, im playin with my new toyz ........oOoOoO what does this do.....? Merry Christmas!
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2.6/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: skydaughter321
Every Christmas morning I wake up and look at all the presents. Then, I pee in my pants, wake up, and realize that their is a vampire staring at me.
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1.6/5 (22 votes)

Submitted by: Hollow
It's Christmas time, again,
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all year,
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer,
You people scare me,
Please stay away from my home,
If you don't wanna get beat down,
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone.
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2.3/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: x malibu391 x
Picture with Santa: $6.00 Buying cookies and milk for Santa: $10.00 The look on your face when you see Santa's is realy your parents!.. PRICELESS
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2.8/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: tHeLoStOnE
Watching the snow fall give me a call!
* * * * *
* * * * * *
(your phone # here)
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2.8/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: TiniMont24
Rose's are red
Violets are blue
I'm christmas shopping
so I don't end up like u!
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3.1/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: soccerstars789
Outdoor Christmas lights $100
Gifts $1000
Christmas party food $75
Electricity too much
Cute decorations that were on sale $20
Ingredients for cookies $10
The look on people's faces when they open their present- priceless
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2.1/5 (14 votes)

Submitted by: butterflyangel
T'was the night before christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring not even a mouse. Mom at the warehouse, dad smoking grass, I had just settled down for a nice piece of a**, when out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I knew in a moment it must be st. nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment that f*cker had fell. He filled all our stocking with pretzels and beer and a big rubber d*** for my brother the queer. He went up the chimney with a tip of his hat, Merry Christmas to all, damn "he's fat".
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3.1/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: Prancer
Jingle bells bat man smells I ran away!
Santa lost his sleigh, its obvious I left to go find Santas sleigh so I can get all the prestents!
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1.7/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: Babiangel5747
Hey people it's so close to Christmas and i'm trying so hard to be good...oh well screw being nice i'd rather be naughty and get coal! MERRY CHRISTMAS
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1.9/5 (9 votes)

Submitted by: ghettobtygrl
Santa came and told me to give you these presents because he had to go and shave his beard, you know, lice.
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1.3/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: ~'*'~petey~'*'~
Be Naughty, Save Santa The Trip!
Merry X-mas!
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2.9/5 (14 votes)

Submitted by: i<3darryl

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