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Category: Graduation
Message: You want to know what it's all about?
Just hear us scream hear us shout.
We're hyper crazy cool and sexy!
Yeah we're the best friggin class so watch us shine!
Yeah because we're the class of 2009
Submitted By: ~Brandy~

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I'm the one who gives out the coal and you just IMed me on CHRISTMAS therefore you are NAUGHTY. So do you want one lump, *puts up left fist*, or two lumps *puts up right fist*?
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2.4/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: dpookiebear
Red Santa Suit: $70.00
Black Squeaky Boots: $30.00
Red Bag for gifts: $40.00
Seeing your Dad stuck in the chimney screaming lie to your little sister: priceless
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4.2/5 (139 votes)

Submitted by: Lydsman
Red Santa Oufit=$40.00
Sleigh and Reindeer=$100.00
Having you for christmas=priceless
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3.3/5 (12 votes)

Submitted by: LiLBrat9018
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it "Christmas" and went to church; the Jews called it "Hanukkah" and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say "Merry Christmas!" or "Happy Hanukkah!" or (to the atheists) "Look out for the wall!"
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2.8/5 (12 votes)

Submitted by: pjm
Well the weather outside was whitened,
then the dog did somethin frightnin,
he had no other place to go!
yellow snow yellow...oh no! not on frosty!!
brb I got to make another snow man!!!:-b
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3.6/5 (59 votes)

Submitted by: SoccerKitty923
Christmas ROCKS! What other time of year do you get to sit around a dead tree in your living room and eat candy out of oversized socks?!?:-) lol well, I'm out proving to the lil elf on the roof that I can fly, well if i'm not back soon you know what happened, I couldn't fly!!!
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3.7/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: ????
Santa must be rich.......because coal is expensive and how does he get enough for everyone.
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3.3/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: jmoney358
Dear santa,
I don't need ne thing for christmas I found a boy that has givin me everything I could ever need just by simply telling me he loves me but merry x~mas ne ways
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2.6/5 (10 votes)

Submitted by: Qt bayB
Hey I think santas on crack because I saw white stuff in my presents! bbl
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2.9/5 (21 votes)

Submitted by: ~xoskittles79xo~
Last christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day you gave it away, this year to keep me from tears I'll give it to someone special.
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1.9/5 (9 votes)

Submitted by: kelleybelly22
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother"
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3.9/5 (148 votes)

Submitted by: aislinn
Dashing through the snow.
On my new snowboard today!!
Going down a hill
laughing all the way(ha ha ha).
Until I hit a tree.
And was bleeding furiously.
This Christmas was not very fun for me!!! Hey!
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3.1/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: yoyoman13

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