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Category: Christmas
Message: 1 Day of Coal,
364 Days of Fun!
(I'll take my chances.)
Submitted By: redheadbabee08

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*Christmas*
presents, family,
warmth, compliments,
*Holiday*
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2.6/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by:  Happy Holidays!
I wanted a puppy
with cute little paws,
so I wrote a letter
to dear Santa Clause.
I ran with joy to the
Christmas Tree
and stepped on my puppy,
Now he's history!
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3.3/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: cRaZyBiAtCh616
It's winter break so im either....
A. shopping for preasents
B.sleeping
C. at a party
or D. chillin with my friends
so obviously I have a life
bbl
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2.0/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: spoafy
Roses are reddish,Violets are bluish,if it wasn't for christmas,we'd all be jewish!
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3.4/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: LexiLovesKB
You know, if you get a lump of coal it means you are bad, well santa should get a lump of coal b/c he says ho ho ho merrry christmas. I'm not a ho.
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2.9/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: 123321
Im to lazy to say happy to everything in life so heres my way
~ HAPPY CHRISTMAHANAKUANZACA~
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2.6/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: Bridgette ~er~
Clunk Clunk......OOOHHH Santas Here....That means well: one its Christmas Eve and Two I get to go and watch Santa put the presents under the tree and then go check the presents and make sure I got the biggest one, YEAH!!!Be Back after all that!!!!BYE BYE!!!!!
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2.8/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: baybegurl17
Jingle Bells Batman Smells Robin Layed An Egg Batmobile Lost a Wheel and I Got Away..(With The Presents) Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!What Now Santa!!!!! I WIN!!!!!!BBL BYE
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2.8/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: BaybeGurl17
He sees when your sleepin
he knows when your awake
doesent santa sound like a stalker, I mean if you saw a person going down your chimney you wood call the cops right......whats wrong with that picture
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2.6/5 (12 votes)

Submitted by: Soccstar711711
Christmas day is coming soon,
I'm guessing I won't see a full moon,
The snow is sweetly falling to the ground,
All of it laying in a big mound,
I'm hoping to see presents under the tree,
Also I'm wondering,
Will you still be with me?
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2.6/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: OnClaud9
Anyone got any grease? Santa is stuck in my chimney! I told my dad we needed a bigger chimney. I guess no presents this year sorry!
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2.5/5 (10 votes)

Submitted by: SeXiiChicKs
FA LA LA LA LA...... LA LA LA LA!
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1.7/5 (16 votes)

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