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Message: Hey I'm takin a BrB (Bath Room Break)! So sit tight and I'll be right back!
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Sorry, I am too busy ripping open Christmas presents to talk to you.
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2.4/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: SouthernChick838
Christmas+Presents=Happiness
Be back when I'm done opening my presents...This may take awhile...
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1.8/5 (21 votes)

Submitted by: Daddyzgrl4891
If I had a dollar for every snowflake that fell this year I would be a millionaire....Merry Christmas!
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1.8/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: Tobuzzcut
On Christmas Morning I will be opening lots of gifts and I will not be on the computer. So if there is a problem with this talk to Santa.
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3.1/5 (53 votes)

Submitted by: Demon on fire 22
Santa Suit rental- $25
Sled - $45
Plastic reindeer - $90
Seeing your neighbor pretending to be Santa on top of the roof and falling off......priceless
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3.9/5 (391 votes)

Submitted by: Philibert
Santa landed on my roof and fell off. Their are tons of tiny elfs around me. Now I am running away with the toy bag. Sure hope Comet or Blitzen dosn't see me!
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3.0/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: Mike
What does santa get for Christmas? Even fatter!
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2.3/5 (28 votes)

Submitted by: DouyRulez
All I want for christmas is you baby. So put a bow on and let me un wrap you. ;)
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3.2/5 (111 votes)

Submitted by: qtkjunkatt
*~*~*All I want for Christmas is YOU!! :-* *~*~*
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2.5/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: cherrychic6916
Theres sumthin stuck up in the chimney and I dont know wut it is, but its been there all year long! I'll be waiting up for santa like I did last year, but my brother says "He's already here"...and he's stuck up in the chimney and he'll never go away, so we'll have him every Christmas! And I wish you a merry Christmas!
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2.3/5 (29 votes)

Submitted by: ydreemer14
Christmas ROCKS! What other time of the year do you get to sit around a dead tree in your living room and eat candy out of your socks?!? :-)
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3.4/5 (139 votes)

Submitted by: lilmizlaufalot07
Santa asked me "What do you want for Christmas?" I said "A want a barbie and a G.I. Joe" He said " Doesn't barbie come with Ken?" I said" No, She just fakes it with Ken" BRB.
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3.0/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: Cutiegirl43

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