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Message: Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, youre a mile away and you have their shoes. See ya when i get back......
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2.3/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: ..:MiZz SwEeTs:..
I am out like a light on a christmas tree!
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2.9/5 (42 votes)

Submitted by: Beachsugar782
You've been naughty so here's the scoop...all you get for Christmas is snowman poop!!
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2.9/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: 007fromheaven
Lets be naughty santa wont mind!
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2.7/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: fatalbert999
Ho ho ho
Under the mistle toe
Kiss me once kiss me twice
Are you naughty or are you nice?
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3.2/5 (126 votes)

Submitted by: tinkerbell292929
I'm stuck under the mistletoe. Please help me get out!
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3.3/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: Euphchick2007
How do you tell if a reindeer has been in your refrigerator?
The hoof prints in the butter.
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1.4/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: barlowgirl
"Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!!"
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1.9/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: Mar_iss
Sled $45.00
Plastic Reindeer $90.00
Getting a present from Santa: Priceless
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1.6/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: s214
Hold on I'm putting up my tree! O s**t it fell on me, this could take a little while.
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2.7/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: hclover35
Don't tell Santa, but I'm out being naughty. Leave a lump of coal, I mean, a message.
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2.2/5 (26 votes)

Submitted by: Browneyedgurlo2
Opening presents but since you are reading this you obviously didn't get any! :-)
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3.0/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: SmileyGirl9022

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