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Message: Unlike %n, I have a life!
Submitted By: THANKYOUFORHAVINGME

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Red Santa Oufit=$40.00
Sleigh and Reindeer=$100.00
Having you for christmas=priceless
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3.3/5 (12 votes)

Submitted by: LiLBrat9018
Red Santa Suit: $70.00
Black Squeaky Boots: $30.00
Red Bag for gifts: $40.00
Seeing your Dad stuck in the chimney screaming lie to your little sister: priceless
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4.2/5 (139 votes)

Submitted by: Lydsman
I'm the one who gives out the coal and you just IMed me on CHRISTMAS therefore you are NAUGHTY. So do you want one lump, *puts up left fist*, or two lumps *puts up right fist*?
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2.4/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: dpookiebear
The missle toe is right above,
that usually means we have to kiss,
but I wont wanna cause your my sis
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1.8/5 (10 votes)

Submitted by: miamiluva
Don't ask me what I want for christmas..because all I want is YOU!!
I love u
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2.1/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: i love u
I love Christmas!! It's the only holiday that an old fat man comes down your fireplace, with a sack of toys to give you!!! Plus he eats all your cookies too!!!
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1.5/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: blondiibabii93
I asked santa for a bike, I got it.
I asked santa for a dog, I got one.
I asked santa for you and he called me a ho! but the next day he said sorry he cough it all up ho ho ho
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2.0/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: yeah
Gone christmas shopping
naughty nice
%n me!!
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1.5/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: AlLiSoNm692
/\ Merry
//\\ Christmas
///\\\ Leave a Message
////\\\\ (or a present)
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2.8/5 (12 votes)

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Why is santa so fat you ask? Well it 's because he goes all around the world eating cookies . Especially from you %n . You're not helping!
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3.1/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: turtleandrea
Dear Santa:
Define naughty....
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3.0/5 (22 votes)

Submitted by: NiKkIkOaLa90
Christmas is the time of year where all your money goes down the drain and supposedly its Santas faullt!
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2.5/5 (8 votes)

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