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Message: I threw rocks at the campus clown again, so if the police show up at your door, we never had this conversation...
Submitted By: Naughtybunny15

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Christmas Away Messages

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It's Christmas time, again,
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all year,
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer,
You people scare me,
Please stay away from my home,
If you don't wanna get beat down,
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone.
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2.3/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: x malibu391 x
Every Christmas morning I wake up and look at all the presents. Then, I pee in my pants, wake up, and realize that their is a vampire staring at me.
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1.6/5 (22 votes)

Submitted by: Hollow
Hey, im playin with my new toyz ........oOoOoO what does this do.....? Merry Christmas!
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2.6/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: skydaughter321
It's christmas, and while I am opening my other presents, I hope I get a new heart to replace the broken one.
~later~
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3.7/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: cancunqt12
Last night I saw santa on my roof, he must have went poof. I have no idea where he went; he must have gone through my vent, but when I went inside, there was not any presents on the floor. Maybe he came through the front door I looked through the house up and down but all I felt was a big fat frown.
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3.0/5 (6 votes)

Submitted by: ALDliberty
Santa is coming tonight
And I want a car, and I want a life.
And I want a first class trip to Hawaii.
I want a lifetime supply
Of skittles & slurpees and Eskimo pies
I want a DVD,
A big screen TV,
Just bring me things that I don't need
'Cuz now it's Christmas
And I want everything
I just can't wait for
Christmas
So don't stop spending
I want a million gifts, that's right
Don't forget my Christmas list tonight
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2.6/5 (9 votes)

Submitted by: blondeeforyoo19
If its Christmas, why would you be on your computer looking at peoples away messages instead of doing christmas stuff such as opening PRESENTS?
Merry Christmas!
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2.5/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: xcutestxchickx
Isn't Santa being bad? I mean he breaks into everyone's house in all the world on Christmas, and he takes all those cookies and milk from those poor kids. Santa should be in jail!
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3.4/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: dazzledog
I wish I were santa, then I would know who all the naughty boys were and where they lived. ;D
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4.0/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: Sarah
'Twas da night befo' Christmas & all in the hood,
Not a homie was stirring because it was all good;
The tube socks was hung on the window sill
And we all had smiles up on our grill.......
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4.0/5 (175 votes)

Submitted by: Sara34ahs
I love when my parents give me gifts, but when Aunts and Uncles give you gifts, it gets freaky! Be back when im done opening presents.
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1.8/5 (10 votes)

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HO HO HO Merry Christmas! Now Go Away I'm peeking at the presents in my moms closet! moohahahahaha Cjkljkj Hahahaha, sorry I choked on a pretzel!
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3.0/5 (32 votes)

Submitted by: PJ's

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