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Message: The notepad just gives it all away, doesn't it?
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The roof goes "ho, ho, ho" who would of known "ho, ho, ho" who would of known. Up in my room "ZZZZZZ, ZZZZZ, ZZZZZ", there I am sleeping waiting for old Saint Nick.
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1.7/5 (10 votes)

Submitted by: christmas morgan
I thought of what I wanted for christmas, but it would be to hard for your family to ship you in a small uncomfortable box soo maybe next X-mas!
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3.5/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: ShadyzPrincess4eva!!
Making you a home made present, be back as soon as I fish it outta the toilet. Merry Christmas Everyone!!!
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3.2/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: x00xBlindManx00x
I used to sing, "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth", since Santa brought me those years ago, I figured I'd start to sing, "All I want for Christmas is my two boobies!", hopefully Santa will hear me!
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2.6/5 (21 votes)

Submitted by: iLoVeYeW******
Alright I am going to explain my problem to you, I think that one of Santa's little elves....came down my chimney and took all my wrapping paper!!!
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2.6/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: chicabonita
Why is Santa alwayz so0o0o0o jolly??? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live..haha.. brb
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2.3/5 (10 votes)

Submitted by: anonymous
1 Day of Coal,
364 Days of Fun!
(I'll take my chances.)
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4.0/5 (135 votes)

Submitted by: redheadbabee08
Santa Clause is coming to town...Santa Claus is coming to town, he sees you when your sleeping, he knows when your awake, he knows if you've been bad or good so be BAD for goodness sake!
MERRY CHRISTMAS
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1.7/5 (9 votes)

Submitted by: Charlotte
You know Santa, this year I don't want presents. Isn't Christmas about spending quality time together? And celebrating the birth of Jesus? But actually, now that I think about it, there is one small thing that I would like this Christmas. A copy of all the babes who have been naughty...GRRRR........;)
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3.1/5 (7 votes)

Submitted by: callahanliz
In the bathroom!
merry x-mas!
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1.8/5 (10 votes)

Submitted by: `~floormat~`
I went to put a present under the Christams tree, and got lost. I must have been good this year, because Santa sure gave me a lot of presents!
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2.1/5 (7 votes)

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So way back when people couldn't afford fancy cars or tv sets or even heat for their homes, times were tough. But all those naughty boys and girls got coal in their stockings from Santa. Now. people think getting coal is bad, but to those kids it's a new toy! You can kick it, throw it, draw with it or burn it for heat! Coal is fun to play with! Not that I would know of course...
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3.4/5 (9 votes)

Submitted by: Santas Helper

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