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Message: Don't you wish your girlfriend was HOT like me?
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I'm making my christmas list...how do you spell your name?
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4.1/5 (130 votes)

Submitted by: babi_gurl859
If Santa really knows if I have been naughty or nice; then he sure is going to have alot of dirt on me!
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3.4/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: MrRichdawg815
Sleigh:$75
Snow Suit:$125
Sleighing lessons:$45
Falling of the sleigh everytime you hit a bump~ priceless
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2.8/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: lovergurl4va
How to wrap a presant with no tape:
use gum
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2.8/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: Maddygrrl44
I am on a search to shoot down the fat man in the red suit. If I don't return in 1 day please call 9-1-1. Thank you.
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3.5/5 (23 votes)

Submitted by: volcom1stone1122
Sir I want to buy these shoes....for my momma please, its christmas eve and these shoes are just her size. Could you hurry sir? Daddy says there's not much time, you see, she has been sick for quite awhile and I know these shoes will make her smile, and I want her to look beautiful, when momma meets Jesus tonight...........
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4.1/5 (218 votes)

Submitted by: Boycrazy182216
When grandma got run over by a reindeer, i've always wondered how she could have both hoofprints in her forehead, an incriminating clause marks in her back. wouldn't she be run over one way or the other? if you figure it out IM me.
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3.3/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: Kayaksara
Jingle Bells, %n smells, just like rotten eggs, attemped to, put on perfume, but the bottle ran away!
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3.2/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: Kayaksara
Iíve Made M• List, checked it Twice... as Long as your naught• itís Gonna Be nice.
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2.9/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: justinshotbabygirl
With a face like this, who needs mistletoe? Be back later.
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3.7/5 (75 votes)

Submitted by: booger
Whoever created Santa Clause must have had a hell of an imagination!
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3.0/5 (26 votes)

Submitted by: PsychodelicFuzz
Christmas is a time of year were parents say its about family and love eww! But you know what kids say its about, the presents lol!!!!!
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2.1/5 (7 votes)

Submitted by: nicola1821

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