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Message: Unlike %n, I have a life!
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As you sit wondering what you should get me for Christmas just ask yourself: is it returnable?
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3.5/5 (109 votes)

Submitted by: Ltstcraze
Out on a date with Rudolph! I'm trying to figure out what to buy him for Christmas! How about a green light to go wit that red one?
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3.0/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: Chimeprincess
I'm out like a fat kid in a snowball fight! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
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2.8/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: SoccerHottie12008
Christmas is the best time of year to spend with family. Man...I sure wish my butt could be sitting here at the computer instead of pertending to be nice infront of all of my family!!!
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2.4/5 (29 votes)

Submitted by: ZMEG5890
Whats the best time of the year? ... Christmas!... being with family <3 having dinner <3 giving presents to friends and family...UGH!! NOT The best part is PRESENTS, NO SCHOOL, EATING!!!!
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1.9/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: tocute4u1
It's Christmas ... so I am going to play in the snow ... CRAP ... When I went outside there was no snow ... Then I thought ... WHERE DO I LIVE? TEXAS ... Ooo THERE IS NO SNOW HERE ... So I am going to where there is some snow. TTYL
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2.3/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: cheerblondie187
It's Christmas again, so I'm putting up my tree. . .Oh no! It's alive! Help!! Save me!!! It's coming closer and closer and--
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1.7/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: barlowgirl
Hey everybody! Guess what!! Duh....it's Christmas! So, go play with all of your toys! That's what I'm doing! ttyl
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1.2/5 (107 votes)

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Christmas is all about spending time with your family and it's not the receiving it's the giving...yea right it's Christmas!! Be greedy eat lots and stay up late for Santa!
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2.7/5 (27 votes)

Submitted by: ~*-Kami-*~
Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Batman smells Robin layed an egg, batmobile lost it's wheel and I got away BrB!
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1.6/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: Jaybell12
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus...and now I'm at the hospital recovering cause that was just plain sick. Be home soon.
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2.4/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: Caneily
There are only so many holidays in a year where you can get the whole dysfunctional family together under one roof, eat one family member out of house and home and get gifts! This is one of the wonderful holidays! MERRY CHRISTMAS! *<:-)>
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2.5/5 (22 votes)

Submitted by: Fire Girlie St 1

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