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Message: My butt and the toilet are having a serious conversation
Submitted By: caitlin

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Christmas Away Messages

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Christmas: that time of the year when the world of capitalism tries to convince you that the amount of money you spend is directly proportional to how much you love someone. Typically starts mid-October and ends with New Year's Day sales.
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3.2/5 (34 votes)

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
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3.4/5 (56 votes)

Submitted by: RoxyGirly07
Opening presents, eating, and being greedy. Talk to you after Christmas.
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1.8/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: Kewlio Joe
Hey %n!! I am on the roof waiting to see Santa Claus!! I will be back after I talk to him!!
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2.2/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: bethiepop
It's a bird! It's a plane! Is that? Yes it is! Its Santa's sleigh coming!!! I'll be right back after I give him his cookies and the reindeer some grain.
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1.9/5 (22 votes)

Submitted by: countrygirl8907
I'm out at 7-11 because I forgot to put out milk and cookies for santa and he is sitting in my living room waiting for me to get back.
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2.7/5 (26 votes)

Submitted by: will martin
Picture with Santa: $6.00 Buying cookies and milk for Santa: $10.00 The look on your face when you see Santa's gifts.. PRICELESS
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2.9/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: WhOo-HoO
Santa is stuck on the toilet dropping the milk and cookies. Be right back when I finish stealing the presents.
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1.5/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: Alejleo
If my left leg was Thanksgiving and my right leg was Christmas you'd be between them right now.
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2.2/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: anna
I want a hippopotamous for Christmas,
Only a hippopotamous will doooo,
No crocodiles, or rhinosauruseses,
I only like hippopotamouses,
And hippopotamouses like me toooo!!
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2.9/5 (69 votes)

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Sorry I'm away it could be for the following Reasons : 1. I ran out of candy canes and have to buy more 2. I ran out of egg nog and I have to buy more 3. I ran out of beer and have to buy more 4. Santa claus is at the door and is demanding more cookies. or 5. I'm out shopping the day before christmas!
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2.3/5 (23 votes)

Submitted by: Rhystic02
It's Christmas, why would I even consider being at the computer now?! Family is way more important.
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2.3/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: MERRY22

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