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Message: Oh dear! Looks like %n fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
Submitted By: homeslice61988

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If I had a snowflake for everytime I thought about you, we would never have school.
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4.1/5 (559 votes)

Submitted by: TIMidator
It's CHRISTMAS! Do you see me IM'ing you?!
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2.5/5 (27 votes)

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C-candycanes
H-happiness
R-rudolph
I-icicles
S-santa
T-tinsle
M-money
A-antlers
S-spending $
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2.9/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: 7844563219054651
Dear Santa:
uh I can explain...
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3.5/5 (168 votes)

Submitted by: bullseye
Jingle bells batman smells robin layed an egg, batmobile lost its wheel and joker ranaway,HEY! Batman's in the kitchen, robin's in the hall, joker's in the bathroom pi$$ing on the wall!!!
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1.9/5 (10 votes)

Submitted by: *sexy babe*
Practicing my christmas carols-
On the first day of christmas
my true love gave to me
a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the second day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Two Turtle Doves,
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
On the third day.... oh f*** it
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2.4/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: haha funny
Taking all the bows off my presents and sticking them to me, be back when im done wrapping me up!
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3.2/5 (12 votes)

Submitted by: ~ano~
I Saw Mommy kissing Santa Clause..What a slut mommy is!
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2.0/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: 2cute4u01
Christmas presents:$507
Stocking stuffers: $85
The speed of unwrapping presents:priceless
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2.8/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: none
Santa can you hear me?
I have been so good this year and all I want is one thing
Tell me my true love is near
He's all I want, just for me underneath my christmas tree
I'll be waiting here.
Santa thats my only wish this year.
oohhh ohh yeah
Christmas Eve I just can't sleep
Would I be wrong for taking a peek?
Cause I heard that your coming to town
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2.8/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: fishea162
Did Santa come early this year? Because you were first on my Christmas list!
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2.4/5 (9 votes)

Submitted by: Ashmer11
If love and happiness is what christmas is all about, then how come Santa can only bring presents?
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2.1/5 (9 votes)

Submitted by: karaokegirl87

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