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Category: MichaelJackson
Message: When does Neverand Ranch close? When the big hand touches the little hand!
Submitted By: ~*~Sophie~*~

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It's winter break so im either....
A. shopping for preasents
B.sleeping
C. at a party
or D. chillin with my friends
so obviously I have a life
bbl
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2.0/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: spoafy
I wanted a puppy
with cute little paws,
so I wrote a letter
to dear Santa Clause.
I ran with joy to the
Christmas Tree
and stepped on my puppy,
Now he's history!
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Submitted by: cRaZyBiAtCh616
*Christmas*
presents, family,
warmth, compliments,
*Holiday*
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2.6/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by:  Happy Holidays!
Dashing through the snow.
On my new snowboard today!!
Going down a hill
laughing all the way(ha ha ha).
Until I hit a tree.
And was bleeding furiously.
This Christmas was not very fun for me!!! Hey!
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3.1/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: yoyoman13
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother"
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3.9/5 (148 votes)

Submitted by: aislinn
Last christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day you gave it away, this year to keep me from tears I'll give it to someone special.
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1.9/5 (9 votes)

Submitted by: kelleybelly22
Hey I think santas on crack because I saw white stuff in my presents! bbl
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2.9/5 (21 votes)

Submitted by: ~xoskittles79xo~
Dear santa,
I don't need ne thing for christmas I found a boy that has givin me everything I could ever need just by simply telling me he loves me but merry x~mas ne ways
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2.6/5 (10 votes)

Submitted by: Qt bayB
Santa must be rich.......because coal is expensive and how does he get enough for everyone.
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3.3/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: jmoney358
Christmas ROCKS! What other time of year do you get to sit around a dead tree in your living room and eat candy out of oversized socks?!?:-) lol well, I'm out proving to the lil elf on the roof that I can fly, well if i'm not back soon you know what happened, I couldn't fly!!!
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3.7/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: ????
Well the weather outside was whitened,
then the dog did somethin frightnin,
he had no other place to go!
yellow snow yellow...oh no! not on frosty!!
brb I got to make another snow man!!!:-b
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Submitted by: SoccerKitty923
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it "Christmas" and went to church; the Jews called it "Hanukkah" and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say "Merry Christmas!" or "Happy Hanukkah!" or (to the atheists) "Look out for the wall!"
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2.8/5 (12 votes)

Submitted by: pjm

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