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Category: Christmas
Message: When grandma got run over by a reindeer, i've always wondered how she could have both hoofprints in her forehead, an incriminating clause marks in her back. wouldn't she be run over one way or the other? if you figure it out IM me.
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Clunk Clunk......OOOHHH Santas Here....That means well: one its Christmas Eve and Two I get to go and watch Santa put the presents under the tree and then go check the presents and make sure I got the biggest one, YEAH!!!Be Back after all that!!!!BYE BYE!!!!!
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2.8/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: baybegurl17
*Christmas*
presents, family,
warmth, compliments,
*Holiday*
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2.6/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by:  Happy Holidays!
Christmas presents:$507
Stocking stuffers: $85
The speed of unwrapping presents:priceless
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2.8/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: none
I asked santa for a bike, I got it.
I asked santa for a dog, I got one.
I asked santa for you and he called me a ho! but the next day he said sorry he cough it all up ho ho ho
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2.0/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: yeah
Christmas is the time of year where all your money goes down the drain and supposedly its Santas faullt!
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2.5/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: ????
If its Christmas, why would you be on your computer looking at peoples away messages instead of doing christmas stuff such as opening PRESENTS?
Merry Christmas!
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2.5/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: xcutestxchickx
Christmas is the time of year when you give me all your presents...
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2.6/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: BabySmurffete
Oh you better watch out, you better not cry, better not pout I'm tellin you why.... well you should know why.
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2.5/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: merry christmas
If Santa knows when you are sleeping,
If he knows when you are awake,
And if he knows when you've been bad or good,
Does he know when you are going to the bathroom?
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2.6/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: YankeeBoy
Hey, im playin with my new toyz ........oOoOoO what does this do.....? Merry Christmas!
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2.6/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: skydaughter321
Hey people it's so close to Christmas and i'm trying so hard to be good...oh well screw being nice i'd rather be naughty and get coal! MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Submitted by: ghettobtygrl
If love and happiness is what christmas is all about, then how come Santa can only bring presents?
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2.1/5 (9 votes)

Submitted by: karaokegirl87

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