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Message: Dropping the kid off at the pool, oh wait i think its twins..... ahhhhhhhh
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Last night I saw santa on my roof, he must have went poof. I have no idea where he went; he must have gone through my vent, but when I went inside, there was not any presents on the floor. Maybe he came through the front door I looked through the house up and down but all I felt was a big fat frown.
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Submitted by: ALDliberty
YES! Its Finally christmas!
*Have A Fantastic Holiday*
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Submitted by: Angelic48
I went to put a present under the Christams tree, and got lost. I must have been good this year, because Santa sure gave me a lot of presents!
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~*~%n got ran over by a reindier~*~
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2.6/5 (7 votes)

Submitted by: xox TeDdY bEaR xox
Christmas is a time of year were parents say its about family and love eww! But you know what kids say its about, the presents lol!!!!!
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2.1/5 (7 votes)

Submitted by: nicola1821
Be right back! I hear something coming from the chimney! Oh no! Santa's stuck! Be back when I get him out....
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2.1/5 (7 votes)

Submitted by: judycutie
Oh the weather outside is frightful.. And the fire, is so, delightful...
'Sounds' good on the computer.. just be thankful your not here listening to me sing it!
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2.7/5 (7 votes)

Submitted by: xmasangel
You know Santa, this year I don't want presents. Isn't Christmas about spending quality time together? And celebrating the birth of Jesus? But actually, now that I think about it, there is one small thing that I would like this Christmas. A copy of all the babes who have been naughty...GRRRR........;)
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3.1/5 (7 votes)

Submitted by: callahanliz
Now it's Christmas and I want everything, I just can't wait.
It's Christmas and I want everything
I want a million gifts, thats right.
Don't forget my Christmas list tonight.
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2.1/5 (7 votes)

Submitted by: dizzlebabe
Hey, I am not here right now because it is Christmas morning, and I've been good all year. You, %n, must have not been good because you are not opening Christmas presents! If you want to, you can come to my house and I will share all of my presents with you! After all, this is the season of giving! Merry Christmas, %n!
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2.3/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: mememeeeeeee
It's Christmas time, again,
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all year,
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer,
You people scare me,
Please stay away from my home,
If you don't wanna get beat down,
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone.
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2.3/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: x malibu391 x
Christmas day is coming soon,
I'm guessing I won't see a full moon,
The snow is sweetly falling to the ground,
All of it laying in a big mound,
I'm hoping to see presents under the tree,
Also I'm wondering,
Will you still be with me?
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2.6/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: OnClaud9

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