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Message: "To live would be an awfully big adventure..." - Peter Pan
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You've been naughty so here's the scoop...all you get for Christmas is snowman poop!!
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2.9/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: 007fromheaven
I know why I can't think of what I want for Christmas!! I already have you.
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3.1/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: Rockerchic2988
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
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3.4/5 (56 votes)

Submitted by: RoxyGirly07
Well the weather outside was whitened,
then the dog did somethin frightnin,
he had no other place to go!
yellow snow yellow...oh no! not on frosty!!
brb I got to make another snow man!!!:-b
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3.6/5 (59 votes)

Submitted by: SoccerKitty923
How do you tell if a reindeer has been in your refrigerator?
The hoof prints in the butter.
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1.4/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: barlowgirl
Santa asked me "What do you want for Christmas?" I said "A want a barbie and a G.I. Joe" He said " Doesn't barbie come with Ken?" I said" No, She just fakes it with Ken" BRB.
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3.0/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: Cutiegirl43
I'm saving Santa a trip...I'm being Naughty ;)
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3.0/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: SquirrelDancer
Christmas ROCKS! What other time of year do you get to sit around a dead tree in your living room and eat candy out of oversized socks?!?:-) lol well, I'm out proving to the lil elf on the roof that I can fly, well if i'm not back soon you know what happened, I couldn't fly!!!
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3.7/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: ????
If my left leg was Thanksgiving and my right leg was Christmas you'd be between them right now.
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2.2/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: anna
I want a hippopotamous for Christmas,
Only a hippopotamous will doooo,
No crocodiles, or rhinosauruseses,
I only like hippopotamouses,
And hippopotamouses like me toooo!!
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2.9/5 (69 votes)

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I'm stuck under the mistletoe. Please help me get out!
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3.3/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: Euphchick2007
I wish I were santa, then I would know who all the naughty boys were and where they lived. ;D
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4.0/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: Sarah

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