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Message: "It's not how hard you fall, but how high you bounce."
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With a face like this, who needs mistletoe? Be back later.
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3.7/5 (75 votes)

Submitted by: booger
I too upset to talk to anyone; someone told me Santa isn't real. Leave me a message and I will get back to after some counseling.
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3.1/5 (78 votes)

Submitted by: Reef
Now kids, the presents that all of you exchange on Christmas
Represents the gifts that baby Jesus received the night He was born
He got all His presents from three wise men
Who followed a star
And walked a long, long way to the stable
So everytime you tear open one of your presents
Think about that baby and say
"Happy birthday Jesus
I'll open this one for You"
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3.9/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: troublejr88
C-candycanes
H-happiness
R-rudolph
I-icicles
S-santa
T-tinsle
M-money
A-antlers
S-spending $
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2.9/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: 7844563219054651
Oh Santa clause, Santa clause, why are you so fat? I was sleeping peacefully, but now my bed is flat, oh Santa clause, Santa clause, how much do you weigh? Iím glad Iím not a reindeer, who has to pull your sleigh! OMG! Santa fell through my ceiling! BBL
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3.3/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: taydertot
I asked Santa if I can have you for christmas and he said no. So then I hit him in the face and called him a ho.
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3.6/5 (106 votes)

Submitted by: JGBaLLeR
Hey everybody! Guess what!! Duh....it's Christmas! So, go play with all of your toys! That's what I'm doing! ttyl
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1.2/5 (107 votes)

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As you sit wondering what you should get me for Christmas just ask yourself: is it returnable?
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3.5/5 (109 votes)

Submitted by: Ltstcraze
All I want for christmas is you baby. So put a bow on and let me un wrap you. ;)
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3.2/5 (111 votes)

Submitted by: qtkjunkatt
Ohhhh grandma got ran over by a reindeer! walking home from our house Christmas eve.....wait wait, stop the music... maybe I should go check on her, who's gonna make dinner tomorrow morning if she's gone!.... *DOOR SLAM* grandma? "Hey now Prancer, you take your hoofs off her! Donít make me get out Santaís whip! yeahhhh thatís what I thought."
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3.2/5 (122 votes)

Submitted by: BabyGurl5875
Ho ho ho
Under the mistle toe
Kiss me once kiss me twice
Are you naughty or are you nice?
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3.2/5 (126 votes)

Submitted by: tinkerbell292929
I'm making my christmas list...how do you spell your name?
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4.1/5 (130 votes)

Submitted by: babi_gurl859

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