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Category: Bathroom
Message: Experts advise you to drink 64 ounces of water adn eat 3 square meals or 5-6 small meals a day. Unfortunately, there are some side effects to each of these. I am expiriencing one right now. BRB if I am expiriencing the side effect of water. BBL if I am expiriencing the side effect to food.
Submitted By: AlexTheBeautiful

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"He sees you when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He knows when you've been bad or good..."

Is Santa a stalker?
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Submitted by: ViCkY
If I had a snowflake for everytime I thought about you, we would never have school.
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Submitted by: TIMidator
If a fat man in red comes in the middle of the night and stuffs you into a sack, don't be scared -- it's only Santa. I told him I wanted you for Christmas.
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Submitted by: Daffy

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