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Category: Christmas
Message: Outdoor Christmas lights $100
Gifts $1000
Christmas party food $75
Electricity too much
Cute decorations that were on sale $20
Ingredients for cookies $10
The look on people's faces when they open their present- priceless
Submitted By: butterflyangel

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Why is Santa alwayz so0o0o0o jolly??? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live..haha.. brb
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Submitted by: anonymous
I love when my parents give me gifts, but when Aunts and Uncles give you gifts, it gets freaky! Be back when im done opening presents.
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The roof goes "ho, ho, ho" who would of known "ho, ho, ho" who would of known. Up in my room "ZZZZZZ, ZZZZZ, ZZZZZ", there I am sleeping waiting for old Saint Nick.
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1.7/5 (10 votes)

Submitted by: christmas morgan
Don't ask me what I want for christmas..because all I want is YOU!!
I love u
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2.1/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: i love u
Why does only santa get flying reindeer?
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2.0/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: mallgurl600
Practicing my christmas carols-
On the first day of christmas
my true love gave to me
a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the second day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Two Turtle Doves,
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
On the third day.... oh f*** it
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2.4/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: haha funny
Why is santa so fat you ask? Well it 's because he goes all around the world eating cookies . Especially from you %n . You're not helping!
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3.1/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: turtleandrea
I'm the one who gives out the coal and you just IMed me on CHRISTMAS therefore you are NAUGHTY. So do you want one lump, *puts up left fist*, or two lumps *puts up right fist*?
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2.4/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: dpookiebear
1 word: CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. Actually, that's two words, but you know where I am!
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2.6/5 (11 votes)

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~*~If I had a snowflake for every reason why I love you, the whole world would be full of snowflakes~*~
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2.3/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: ?????

There are four stages of a man's life. They all revolve around Santa~~
1. You believe in Santa
2. You believe Santa is fake
3. You ARE Santa**
4. You look like Santa****
**You work as Santa in a mall
****You look like Santa with the potbelly(lol)
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2.5/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: deppdarlin12190
The true meaning of christmas:
C-Credit cards
H-Hell
R-Running
I-Idiot
S- Shopping
T-Too many people in store
M-Money
A-Asking for too many gifts
S-spending $
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1.9/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: yomama

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