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Submitted By: watergrl190

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Hey out throwin snowballs at those damn annoying little kids.... bbl, when i'm done turning one into a friggin' snowman...
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2.9/5 (14 votes)

Submitted by: ConverseGrl1019
Jingle Bells Batman Smells Robin Layed An Egg Batmobile Lost a Wheel and I Got Away..(With The Presents) Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!What Now Santa!!!!! I WIN!!!!!!BBL BYE
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2.8/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: BaybeGurl17
Santa came and told me to give you these presents because he had to go and shave his beard, you know, lice.
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1.3/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: ~'*'~petey~'*'~
I love Christmas!! It's the only holiday that an old fat man comes down your fireplace, with a sack of toys to give you!!! Plus he eats all your cookies too!!!
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1.5/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: blondiibabii93
You know, if you get a lump of coal it means you are bad, well santa should get a lump of coal b/c he says ho ho ho merrry christmas. I'm not a ho.
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2.9/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: 123321
Making you a home made present, be back as soon as I fish it outta the toilet. Merry Christmas Everyone!!!
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3.2/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: x00xBlindManx00x
Picture with Santa: $6.00 Buying cookies and milk for Santa: $10.00 The look on your face when you see Santa's is realy your parents!.. PRICELESS
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2.8/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: tHeLoStOnE
Im to lazy to say happy to everything in life so heres my way
~ HAPPY CHRISTMAHANAKUANZACA~
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2.6/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: Bridgette ~er~
FA LA LA LA LA...... LA LA LA LA!
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1.7/5 (16 votes)

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I Saw Mommy kissing Santa Clause..What a slut mommy is!
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2.0/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: 2cute4u01
Do you know what coal really is? Reindeer poop!!(What? Reindeer have to poop also) I suggest you be good this year!
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2.6/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: cuttie tottie
Christmas time isn't about giving, it's about RECIEVING! So if someone didn't give you a present go whoop they're butts, that's what I'm doing. BBL!
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3.0/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: jessbess202

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