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Category: BabySitting
Message: Hurting...I mean watching the brats from next door...itís a dirty job but someone has gotta do it.
Submitted By: LaurenM.

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Santa can you hear me?
I have been so good this year and all I want is one thing
Tell me my true love is near
He's all I want, just for me underneath my christmas tree
I'll be waiting here.
Santa thats my only wish this year.
oohhh ohh yeah
Christmas Eve I just can't sleep
Would I be wrong for taking a peek?
Cause I heard that your coming to town
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2.8/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: fishea162
Gone christmas shopping
naughty nice
%n me!!
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1.5/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: AlLiSoNm692
I am shaking my presents trying to find out what's inside. I'll be back when I find out.
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2.8/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: Smudge124598
Jingle Bells, %n smells, just like rotten eggs, attemped to, put on perfume, but the bottle ran away!
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3.2/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: Kayaksara
"O christmas tree... it fell on me...be back when I'm better"
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2.3/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: xtremesooner
If I had a dollar for every snowflake that fell this year I would be a millionaire....Merry Christmas!
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1.8/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: Tobuzzcut
Rose's are red
Violets are blue
I'm christmas shopping
so I don't end up like u!
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3.1/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: soccerstars789
How to wrap a presant with no tape:
use gum
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2.8/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: Maddygrrl44
When grandma got run over by a reindeer, i've always wondered how she could have both hoofprints in her forehead, an incriminating clause marks in her back. wouldn't she be run over one way or the other? if you figure it out IM me.
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3.3/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: Kayaksara
It's starting to look like Christmas, and since it doesn't snow it my part of the country I'm making a virtual snowman, and I turned on the air conditioner on freezing, and of course my hot cocoa. Talk to you later after I unthaw.
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2.2/5 (21 votes)

Submitted by: Babypinay505
Christmas+Presents=Happiness
Be back when I'm done opening my presents...This may take awhile...
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1.8/5 (21 votes)

Submitted by: Daddyzgrl4891
Hey I think santas on crack because I saw white stuff in my presents! bbl
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2.9/5 (21 votes)

Submitted by: ~xoskittles79xo~

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