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Message: I carved your name into a bullet so that everyone would know that you were the last thing goin' thru my head.
Submitted By: luvdonthate12

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Alright I am going to explain my problem to you, I think that one of Santa's little elves....came down my chimney and took all my wrapping paper!!!
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2.6/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: chicabonita
Picture with Santa: $6.00 Buying cookies and milk for Santa: $10.00 The look on your face when you see Santa's is realy your parents!.. PRICELESS
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2.8/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: tHeLoStOnE
Im to lazy to say happy to everything in life so heres my way
~ HAPPY CHRISTMAHANAKUANZACA~
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2.6/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: Bridgette ~er~
FA LA LA LA LA...... LA LA LA LA!
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1.7/5 (16 votes)

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I Saw Mommy kissing Santa Clause..What a slut mommy is!
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2.0/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: 2cute4u01
Do you know what coal really is? Reindeer poop!!(What? Reindeer have to poop also) I suggest you be good this year!
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2.6/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: cuttie tottie
Christmas time isn't about giving, it's about RECIEVING! So if someone didn't give you a present go whoop they're butts, that's what I'm doing. BBL!
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3.0/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: jessbess202
Gettin in the mood.....no not that mood! The Christmas one duhh!
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3.0/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: Hailey
Sleigh:$75
Snow Suit:$125
Sleighing lessons:$45
Falling of the sleigh everytime you hit a bump~ priceless
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2.8/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: lovergurl4va
Jingle Bells Batman Smells Robin Layed An Egg Batmobile Lost a Wheel and I Got Away..(With The Presents) Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!What Now Santa!!!!! I WIN!!!!!!BBL BYE
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2.8/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: BaybeGurl17
Santa came and told me to give you these presents because he had to go and shave his beard, you know, lice.
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1.3/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: ~'*'~petey~'*'~
I love Christmas!! It's the only holiday that an old fat man comes down your fireplace, with a sack of toys to give you!!! Plus he eats all your cookies too!!!
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1.5/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: blondiibabii93

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