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Message: Umm, Im away. I think. BBL
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Christmas ROCKS! What other time of the year do you get to sit around a dead tree in your living room and eat candy out of your socks?!? :-)
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3.4/5 (139 votes)

Submitted by: lilmizlaufalot07
Red Santa Suit: $70.00
Black Squeaky Boots: $30.00
Red Bag for gifts: $40.00
Seeing your Dad stuck in the chimney screaming lie to your little sister: priceless
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4.2/5 (139 votes)

Submitted by: Lydsman
1 Day of Coal,
364 Days of Fun!
(I'll take my chances.)
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4.0/5 (135 votes)

Submitted by: redheadbabee08
I'm making my christmas list...how do you spell your name?
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4.1/5 (130 votes)

Submitted by: babi_gurl859
Ho ho ho
Under the mistle toe
Kiss me once kiss me twice
Are you naughty or are you nice?
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3.2/5 (126 votes)

Submitted by: tinkerbell292929
Ohhhh grandma got ran over by a reindeer! walking home from our house Christmas eve.....wait wait, stop the music... maybe I should go check on her, who's gonna make dinner tomorrow morning if she's gone!.... *DOOR SLAM* grandma? "Hey now Prancer, you take your hoofs off her! Donít make me get out Santaís whip! yeahhhh thatís what I thought."
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3.2/5 (122 votes)

Submitted by: BabyGurl5875
All I want for christmas is you baby. So put a bow on and let me un wrap you. ;)
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3.2/5 (111 votes)

Submitted by: qtkjunkatt
As you sit wondering what you should get me for Christmas just ask yourself: is it returnable?
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3.5/5 (109 votes)

Submitted by: Ltstcraze
Hey everybody! Guess what!! Duh....it's Christmas! So, go play with all of your toys! That's what I'm doing! ttyl
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1.2/5 (107 votes)

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I asked Santa if I can have you for christmas and he said no. So then I hit him in the face and called him a ho.
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3.6/5 (106 votes)

Submitted by: JGBaLLeR
Oh Santa clause, Santa clause, why are you so fat? I was sleeping peacefully, but now my bed is flat, oh Santa clause, Santa clause, how much do you weigh? Iím glad Iím not a reindeer, who has to pull your sleigh! OMG! Santa fell through my ceiling! BBL
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3.3/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: taydertot
C-candycanes
H-happiness
R-rudolph
I-icicles
S-santa
T-tinsle
M-money
A-antlers
S-spending $
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2.9/5 (91 votes)

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