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Message: If Chuck Norris is late, time needs to slow the F- down.
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Last christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day you gave it away, this year to keep me from tears I'll give it to someone special.
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Submitted by: kelleybelly22
Did Santa come early this year? Because you were first on my Christmas list!
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Submitted by: Ashmer11
So way back when people couldn't afford fancy cars or tv sets or even heat for their homes, times were tough. But all those naughty boys and girls got coal in their stockings from Santa. Now. people think getting coal is bad, but to those kids it's a new toy! You can kick it, throw it, draw with it or burn it for heat! Coal is fun to play with! Not that I would know of course...
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Submitted by: Santas Helper
Santa Clause is coming to town...Santa Claus is coming to town, he sees you when your sleeping, he knows when your awake, he knows if you've been bad or good so be BAD for goodness sake!
MERRY CHRISTMAS
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1.7/5 (9 votes)

Submitted by: Charlotte
Santa is coming tonight
And I want a car, and I want a life.
And I want a first class trip to Hawaii.
I want a lifetime supply
Of skittles & slurpees and Eskimo pies
I want a DVD,
A big screen TV,
Just bring me things that I don't need
'Cuz now it's Christmas
And I want everything
I just can't wait for
Christmas
So don't stop spending
I want a million gifts, that's right
Don't forget my Christmas list tonight
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2.6/5 (9 votes)

Submitted by: blondeeforyoo19
Hey, I am not here right now because it is Christmas morning, and I've been good all year. You, %n, must have not been good because you are not opening Christmas presents! If you want to, you can come to my house and I will share all of my presents with you! After all, this is the season of giving! Merry Christmas, %n!
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2.3/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: mememeeeeeee
It's Christmas time, again,
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all year,
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer,
You people scare me,
Please stay away from my home,
If you don't wanna get beat down,
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone.
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2.3/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: x malibu391 x
Christmas day is coming soon,
I'm guessing I won't see a full moon,
The snow is sweetly falling to the ground,
All of it laying in a big mound,
I'm hoping to see presents under the tree,
Also I'm wondering,
Will you still be with me?
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2.6/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: OnClaud9
Clunk Clunk......OOOHHH Santas Here....That means well: one its Christmas Eve and Two I get to go and watch Santa put the presents under the tree and then go check the presents and make sure I got the biggest one, YEAH!!!Be Back after all that!!!!BYE BYE!!!!!
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2.8/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: baybegurl17
*Christmas*
presents, family,
warmth, compliments,
*Holiday*
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Submitted by:  Happy Holidays!
Christmas presents:$507
Stocking stuffers: $85
The speed of unwrapping presents:priceless
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2.8/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: none
I asked santa for a bike, I got it.
I asked santa for a dog, I got one.
I asked santa for you and he called me a ho! but the next day he said sorry he cough it all up ho ho ho
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2.0/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: yeah

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