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Category: Halloween
Message: Halloween
1. It's a way for kids to get free candy so they can stay up all night and annoy the crap out of thier parents.
2.It's an excuss for for adults to scare the crap out of kids.
Submitted By: wedwigzgrl

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You know Santa, this year I don't want presents. Isn't Christmas about spending quality time together? And celebrating the birth of Jesus? But actually, now that I think about it, there is one small thing that I would like this Christmas. A copy of all the babes who have been naughty...GRRRR........;)
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Submitted by: callahanliz
Now it's Christmas and I want everything, I just can't wait.
It's Christmas and I want everything
I want a million gifts, thats right.
Don't forget my Christmas list tonight.
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Submitted by: dizzlebabe
Last night I saw santa on my roof, he must have went poof. I have no idea where he went; he must have gone through my vent, but when I went inside, there was not any presents on the floor. Maybe he came through the front door I looked through the house up and down but all I felt was a big fat frown.
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3.0/5 (6 votes)

Submitted by: ALDliberty

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