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Message: Could you please direct me to the used beer department? I have an oversized load to deliver!
Submitted By: k9mixmasterjdog

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You know Santa, this year I don't want presents. Isn't Christmas about spending quality time together? And celebrating the birth of Jesus? But actually, now that I think about it, there is one small thing that I would like this Christmas. A copy of all the babes who have been naughty...GRRRR........;)
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Submitted by: callahanliz
Now it's Christmas and I want everything, I just can't wait.
It's Christmas and I want everything
I want a million gifts, thats right.
Don't forget my Christmas list tonight.
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Submitted by: dizzlebabe
Last night I saw santa on my roof, he must have went poof. I have no idea where he went; he must have gone through my vent, but when I went inside, there was not any presents on the floor. Maybe he came through the front door I looked through the house up and down but all I felt was a big fat frown.
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Submitted by: ALDliberty

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