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Submitted By: CDSdancerJAGS13

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Christmas Away Messages

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Now kids, the presents that all of you exchange on Christmas
Represents the gifts that baby Jesus received the night He was born
He got all His presents from three wise men
Who followed a star
And walked a long, long way to the stable
So everytime you tear open one of your presents
Think about that baby and say
"Happy birthday Jesus
I'll open this one for You"
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3.9/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: troublejr88
I too upset to talk to anyone; someone told me Santa isn't real. Leave me a message and I will get back to after some counseling.
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3.1/5 (78 votes)

Submitted by: Reef
With a face like this, who needs mistletoe? Be back later.
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3.7/5 (75 votes)

Submitted by: booger
I wish I were santa, then I would know who all the naughty boys were and where they lived. ;D
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4.0/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: Sarah
I'm stuck under the mistletoe. Please help me get out!
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3.3/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: Euphchick2007
I want a hippopotamous for Christmas,
Only a hippopotamous will doooo,
No crocodiles, or rhinosauruseses,
I only like hippopotamouses,
And hippopotamouses like me toooo!!
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2.9/5 (69 votes)

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If my left leg was Thanksgiving and my right leg was Christmas you'd be between them right now.
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2.2/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: anna
I'm saving Santa a trip...I'm being Naughty ;)
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3.0/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: SquirrelDancer
Christmas ROCKS! What other time of year do you get to sit around a dead tree in your living room and eat candy out of oversized socks?!?:-) lol well, I'm out proving to the lil elf on the roof that I can fly, well if i'm not back soon you know what happened, I couldn't fly!!!
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3.7/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: ????
Santa asked me "What do you want for Christmas?" I said "A want a barbie and a G.I. Joe" He said " Doesn't barbie come with Ken?" I said" No, She just fakes it with Ken" BRB.
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3.0/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: Cutiegirl43
How do you tell if a reindeer has been in your refrigerator?
The hoof prints in the butter.
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1.4/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: barlowgirl
Well the weather outside was whitened,
then the dog did somethin frightnin,
he had no other place to go!
yellow snow yellow...oh no! not on frosty!!
brb I got to make another snow man!!!:-b
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3.6/5 (59 votes)

Submitted by: SoccerKitty923

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