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Message: Yo momma is so poor I saw her walking down the street and I asked her did you loose a shoe? and she naw I just found one!
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
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3.4/5 (56 votes)

Submitted by: RoxyGirly07
You've been naughty so here's the scoop...all you get for Christmas is snowman poop!!
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2.9/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: 007fromheaven
I know why I can't think of what I want for Christmas!! I already have you.
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3.1/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: Rockerchic2988
Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Batman smells Robin layed an egg, batmobile lost it's wheel and I got away BrB!
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1.6/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: Jaybell12
No more teachers, no more books, no more teacher's dirty looks...that is until January it's Christmas break!
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3.0/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: cheer4cu2000
I thought of what I wanted for christmas, but it would be to hard for your family to ship you in a small uncomfortable box soo maybe next X-mas!
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3.5/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: ShadyzPrincess4eva!!
On Christmas Morning I will be opening lots of gifts and I will not be on the computer. So if there is a problem with this talk to Santa.
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3.1/5 (53 votes)

Submitted by: Demon on fire 22
Opening presents but since you are reading this you obviously didn't get any! :-)
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3.0/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: SmileyGirl9022
Out on a date with Rudolph! I'm trying to figure out what to buy him for Christmas! How about a green light to go wit that red one?
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3.0/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: Chimeprincess
Roses are reddish,Violets are bluish,if it wasn't for christmas,we'd all be jewish!
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3.4/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: LexiLovesKB
Picture with Santa: $6.00 Buying cookies and milk for Santa: $10.00 The look on your face when you see Santa's gifts.. PRICELESS
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2.9/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: WhOo-HoO
It's christmas, and while I am opening my other presents, I hope I get a new heart to replace the broken one.
~later~
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3.7/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: cancunqt12

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