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Message: Excercise is good for you ... so thats what I'm doing right now... waliking from the computer to the T.V.
Submitted By: spider8888

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My mistletoe has been hung....Now I'm just waiting for %n to come stand under it!
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3.3/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: Nikki
I wanted a puppy
with cute little paws,
so I wrote a letter
to dear Santa Clause.
I ran with joy to the
Christmas Tree
and stepped on my puppy,
Now he's history!
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3.3/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: cRaZyBiAtCh616
Lets be naughty santa wont mind!
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2.7/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: fatalbert999
I am out like a light on a christmas tree!
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2.9/5 (42 votes)

Submitted by: Beachsugar782
~*~I was outside counting the snowflakes and matching each one with a reason why I love you...I was doing good until I ran out of snowflakes~*~
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3.7/5 (42 votes)

Submitted by: ?????
Sled $45.00
Plastic Reindeer $90.00
Getting a present from Santa: Priceless
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1.6/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: s214
"Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!!"
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1.9/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: Mar_iss
It's Christmas again, so I'm putting up my tree. . .Oh no! It's alive! Help!! Save me!!! It's coming closer and closer and--
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1.7/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: barlowgirl
Hold on I'm putting up my tree! O s**t it fell on me, this could take a little while.
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2.7/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: hclover35
Santa must be rich.......because coal is expensive and how does he get enough for everyone.
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3.3/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: jmoney358
T'was the night before christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring not even a mouse. Mom at the warehouse, dad smoking grass, I had just settled down for a nice piece of a**, when out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I knew in a moment it must be st. nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment that f*cker had fell. He filled all our stocking with pretzels and beer and a big rubber d*** for my brother the queer. He went up the chimney with a tip of his hat, Merry Christmas to all, damn "he's fat".
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3.1/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: Prancer
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus...and now I'm at the hospital recovering cause that was just plain sick. Be home soon.
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2.4/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: Caneily

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