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Message: Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide to bodies
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Christmas: that time of the year when the world of capitalism tries to convince you that the amount of money you spend is directly proportional to how much you love someone. Typically starts mid-October and ends with New Year's Day sales.
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3.2/5 (34 votes)

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It's Christmas ... so I am going to play in the snow ... CRAP ... When I went outside there was no snow ... Then I thought ... WHERE DO I LIVE? TEXAS ... Ooo THERE IS NO SNOW HERE ... So I am going to where there is some snow. TTYL
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2.3/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: cheerblondie187
Its begining to look at lot like christmas! I'm outside playing in the snow and drinking hot coco, so leave a message and I'll get back to you later!
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3.1/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: merrychristmas26
It's Christmas, why would I even consider being at the computer now?! Family is way more important.
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2.3/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: MERRY22
*~*~*All I want for Christmas is YOU!! :-* *~*~*
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2.5/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: cherrychic6916

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2.3/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: ..:MiZz SwEeTs:..
HO HO HO Merry Christmas! Now Go Away I'm peeking at the presents in my moms closet! moohahahahaha Cjkljkj Hahahaha, sorry I choked on a pretzel!
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3.0/5 (32 votes)

Submitted by: PJ's
Santa is stuck on the toilet dropping the milk and cookies. Be right back when I finish stealing the presents.
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1.5/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: Alejleo
I'm out like a fat kid in a snowball fight! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
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2.8/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: SoccerHottie12008
Shaking my presents...boy I love christmas...BBL
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1.9/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: 2hott4u
Santa landed on my roof and fell off. Their are tons of tiny elfs around me. Now I am running away with the toy bag. Sure hope Comet or Blitzen dosn't see me!
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3.0/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: Mike
Dashing through the snow.
On my new snowboard today!!
Going down a hill
laughing all the way(ha ha ha).
Until I hit a tree.
And was bleeding furiously.
This Christmas was not very fun for me!!! Hey!
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3.1/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: yoyoman13

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