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Category: Thanksgiving
Message: Last year, after watching too many corny TV shows, my mom asked all of us to say what we were thankful for. My father said he was thankful for his healthy family and his steady job, my little sister said she was thankful for her cat and her friends. I said I was thankful that they didn't cancel Must See TV just because it was Thanksgiving. Everyone laughed at me. Being a year older, I now realize that what I was supposed to do was lie.
Submitted By: a big secret

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Whoever created Santa Clause must have had a hell of an imagination!
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3.0/5 (26 votes)

Submitted by: PsychodelicFuzz
Hey there! I want to wish you a merry christm*ass*!
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1.5/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: sweetypieinablanket
If Santa really knows if I have been naughty or nice; then he sure is going to have alot of dirt on me!
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3.4/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: MrRichdawg815
Sorry, I am too busy ripping open Christmas presents to talk to you.
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2.4/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: SouthernChick838
Well, this time of year, I have a long attention span, so I can remember to open my presents!
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3.2/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: stargirl92821
Isn't Santa being bad? I mean he breaks into everyone's house in all the world on Christmas, and he takes all those cookies and milk from those poor kids. Santa should be in jail!
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3.4/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: dazzledog
Do you think your cool that your spending your day on the computer on christmas day?!?! haha your not! Go play with your toys now!! ....
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2.5/5 (23 votes)

Submitted by: Samshot!
Sorry I'm away it could be for the following Reasons : 1. I ran out of candy canes and have to buy more 2. I ran out of egg nog and I have to buy more 3. I ran out of beer and have to buy more 4. Santa claus is at the door and is demanding more cookies. or 5. I'm out shopping the day before christmas!
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2.3/5 (23 votes)

Submitted by: Rhystic02
I am on a search to shoot down the fat man in the red suit. If I don't return in 1 day please call 9-1-1. Thank you.
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3.5/5 (23 votes)

Submitted by: volcom1stone1122
It's a bird! It's a plane! Is that? Yes it is! Its Santa's sleigh coming!!! I'll be right back after I give him his cookies and the reindeer some grain.
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1.9/5 (22 votes)

Submitted by: countrygirl8907
There are only so many holidays in a year where you can get the whole dysfunctional family together under one roof, eat one family member out of house and home and get gifts! This is one of the wonderful holidays! MERRY CHRISTMAS! *<:-)>
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2.5/5 (22 votes)

Submitted by: Fire Girlie St 1
Dear Santa:
Define naughty....
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3.0/5 (22 votes)

Submitted by: NiKkIkOaLa90

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