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Message: If time is a waste of life, and life is a waste of time, then let's get wasted and have the time of our lives!
Submitted By: spazzi0o

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I am currently having a little "chat" with Santa Cluase about the disaster under my tree last year. I am now setting a few things clear with fat boy before he picks my presents for this year. BBL when I finshish tying Mrs.Clause and write the randsome note.
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3.4/5 (22 votes)

Submitted by: Stupidhead543
Every Christmas morning I wake up and look at all the presents. Then, I pee in my pants, wake up, and realize that their is a vampire staring at me.
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1.6/5 (22 votes)

Submitted by: Hollow
It's starting to look like Christmas, and since it doesn't snow it my part of the country I'm making a virtual snowman, and I turned on the air conditioner on freezing, and of course my hot cocoa. Talk to you later after I unthaw.
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2.2/5 (21 votes)

Submitted by: Babypinay505
Christmas+Presents=Happiness
Be back when I'm done opening my presents...This may take awhile...
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1.8/5 (21 votes)

Submitted by: Daddyzgrl4891
Hey I think santas on crack because I saw white stuff in my presents! bbl
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2.9/5 (21 votes)

Submitted by: ~xoskittles79xo~
I used to sing, "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth", since Santa brought me those years ago, I figured I'd start to sing, "All I want for Christmas is my two boobies!", hopefully Santa will hear me!
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2.6/5 (21 votes)

Submitted by: iLoVeYeW******
"O christmas tree... it fell on me...be back when I'm better"
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2.3/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: xtremesooner
If I had a dollar for every snowflake that fell this year I would be a millionaire....Merry Christmas!
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1.8/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: Tobuzzcut
Rose's are red
Violets are blue
I'm christmas shopping
so I don't end up like u!
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3.1/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: soccerstars789
How to wrap a presant with no tape:
use gum
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2.8/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: Maddygrrl44
When grandma got run over by a reindeer, i've always wondered how she could have both hoofprints in her forehead, an incriminating clause marks in her back. wouldn't she be run over one way or the other? if you figure it out IM me.
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3.3/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: Kayaksara
Gone christmas shopping
naughty nice
%n me!!
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1.5/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: AlLiSoNm692

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