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Message: I'm doing something dirty and I'll be at it all day... one hour at a time. I'll start in the bedroom and work my way all thru the house and back again. I'll do it again and again. Go in cold come out hot, makin the whole house rock in between. It's sometimes sweaty and long but it's worth it when its all over...I'm doing laundry, bbl
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Chuck Norris Facts, Away Messages

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Chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight, not because chuck norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of chuck norris.
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4.3/5 (260 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
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4.3/5 (350 votes)

Submitted by: NiCoLe ToOkAiSiX
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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4.3/5 (227 votes)

Submitted by: Dazd N Confuzd
The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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4.3/5 (222 votes)

Submitted by: xblackxtears17x
Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but the grim reaper just didnít have the courage to tell him.
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4.3/5 (176 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx
Superman has Chuck Norris' pajamas
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4.2/5 (204 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx
Chuck norris counted to infinity......twice
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4.2/5 (224 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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4.2/5 (202 votes)

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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4.2/5 (149 votes)

Submitted by: sillyrabbit
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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4.2/5 (243 votes)

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The phrase "Made by Chuck Norris," is imprinted beneath the surface of China
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4.1/5 (203 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissax
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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4.1/5 (188 votes)

Submitted by: lalala3322

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