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Category: Inspirational
Message: "Sometimes someone says something really small, and it just fits right into this empty place in your heart."
Submitted By: Jenbb32

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Chuck Norris Facts, Away Messages

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One time in an airport a guy accidentally called Chuck Norris "Chick Norris". He explained it was an honest mistake and apologized profusely. Chuck accepted his apology and politely signed an autograph. Nine months later, the guy's wife gave birth to a bearded baby. The guy knew exactly what had happened, and blames nobody but himself.
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3.3/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx
Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly, stings like a Tomahawk missile...going at Mach 3...right at your face.
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3.3/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: Li Motosaki
If you see Chuck Norris crying, he will grant you one wish ... if your wish is dieing.
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2.9/5 (90 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx

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