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Category: Summer
Message: Summer is the very best,
lots of time to sleep and rest,
having fun every day,
finding an excuse to go out and play,
getting sand between my toes,
feeling the cool breeze as it blows,
sneaking in and out of my house,
being as quiet as a mouse,
partying with all my friends,
wishing summer would never end.
Submitted By: basketballqt772

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Chuck Norris Facts, Away Messages

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One time in an airport a guy accidentally called Chuck Norris "Chick Norris". He explained it was an honest mistake and apologized profusely. Chuck accepted his apology and politely signed an autograph. Nine months later, the guy's wife gave birth to a bearded baby. The guy knew exactly what had happened, and blames nobody but himself.
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3.3/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx
Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly, stings like a Tomahawk missile...going at Mach 3...right at your face.
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3.3/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: Li Motosaki
If you see Chuck Norris crying, he will grant you one wish ... if your wish is dieing.
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2.9/5 (90 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx

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