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Category: Romance
Message: One night a guy & a girl were
driving home from the movies. The
boy sensed there was
something wrong because of the painful
silence they shared between them
that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over
because she wanted to talk. She told him that her
feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he
slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.
At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down
that very same street. He swerved
right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.
Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she
pulled it out & read it.
"Without your love, I would die."
Submitted By: brberto101

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Im at a torture chamber. were we do math, and science, and language arts too! hopefully ill be back later. (if I don't die of bordem that is)
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3.4/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: lorni09
Hi ho, hi ho...its off to school we go! We hear the bell and we run like hell, hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho...hi ho, it's off to school we go! We learn some junk and then we flunk, hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho
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4.1/5 (307 votes)

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School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect. Nobody's perfect...so why practice?!?
-Billie Joe Armstrong
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4.1/5 (272 votes)

Submitted by: GreendayObsessed
Teachers Have substitutes why can't I?
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4.1/5 (1256 votes)

Submitted by: :}
Calc book = $160
pack of pencils=$2.00
(TI 83) Calculator = $100
Feeling lost as hell when you walk out of class = priceless.
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4.0/5 (1067 votes)

Submitted by: dominicanoFever
I think of class as nap time with background noise.
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3.9/5 (412 votes)

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Alright, I'm willing to give this..."going to class" thing a try... bbl when I decide it's not working for me.
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3.6/5 (250 votes)

Submitted by: LiLxSuga05
The more you study, the more you learn.
The more you learn the more you know.
The more you know the more you forget.
The more you forget the less you know.
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3.8/5 (632 votes)

Submitted by: J0KR187
Unlike you, I am in school learning and trying to become someone. While you're here with nothing better to do than sit at the computer waiting for me to come home.
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3.5/5 (212 votes)

Submitted by: gingerandtony1
Thanks to physics and calculus men were able to design cars and even travel to the moon, and thanks to physics and calc I have become an alcoholic.... what has physics calc done for you?
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3.5/5 (214 votes)

Submitted by: dominicanoFever
Ready to give this college a what what
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2.0/5 (134 votes)

Submitted by: jayjobo
Whoever said that women were confusing obviously never took physics!!
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3.4/5 (139 votes)

Submitted by: dominicanofever

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