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Message: If my ass was as big as urs I wouldnt have to have aol you could write everything on my ass!!!!:-D
Submitted By: village idiot

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DO NOT DISTURB
Violators will be shot.
Survivors will be shot again.
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4.2/5 (497 votes)

Submitted by: Calisweety45
Can't You see my Do Not Disturb sign? It says Do Not Disturb, but since now that you've disturbed a disturbing person your never going to want to disturb me again.
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3.5/5 (265 votes)

Submitted by: SkReAmLeSsNaMe
HI you have reached (your screen name)I am not here right now. If you weren't blind you would know that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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3.2/5 (244 votes)

Submitted by: Unknown
If disturb me the consequences are:
1) i'll hate you
2) i'll hate you even more
3) i'll hate you even more then that
4) i'll hate you even more then i did three times before
(300 times later)
300) i'll hate you even more then i hated you the other 299 times.
  • Currently 3.14/5
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3.1/5 (341 votes)

Submitted by: Lilcoolkid10101
I'm busy. If you IM me, I will kill your parents.
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3.0/5 (293 votes)

Submitted by: MARKYmark2104
You don't smell sex and candy for no reason, I am busy.
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3.0/5 (261 votes)

Submitted by: franz
I am picking the green bugs off my butt while corrupting my pet turtle ... DO NOT DISTURB!
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2.4/5 (242 votes)

Submitted by: EviLpoPtArtCrumB



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