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Category: BlondeJoke
Message: A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started. Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger. "Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He held her hand softly, led her to a chair and said, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then. ... "He sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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I am picking the green bugs off my butt while corrupting my pet turtle ... DO NOT DISTURB!
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Submitted by: EviLpoPtArtCrumB
HI you have reached (your screen name)I am not here right now. If you weren't blind you would know that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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3.2/5 (244 votes)

Submitted by: Unknown
You don't smell sex and candy for no reason, I am busy.
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3.0/5 (261 votes)

Submitted by: franz
Can't You see my Do Not Disturb sign? It says Do Not Disturb, but since now that you've disturbed a disturbing person your never going to want to disturb me again.
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3.5/5 (265 votes)

Submitted by: SkReAmLeSsNaMe
I'm busy. If you IM me, I will kill your parents.
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3.0/5 (293 votes)

Submitted by: MARKYmark2104
If disturb me the consequences are:
1) i'll hate you
2) i'll hate you even more
3) i'll hate you even more then that
4) i'll hate you even more then i did three times before
(300 times later)
300) i'll hate you even more then i hated you the other 299 times.
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3.1/5 (341 votes)

Submitted by: Lilcoolkid10101
DO NOT DISTURB
Violators will be shot.
Survivors will be shot again.
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4.2/5 (497 votes)

Submitted by: Calisweety45



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