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Message: In the shower gettin squeaky clean!
Submitted By: TraderX79

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Getting drunk is a skill, alright!?!
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3.0/5 (80 votes)

Submitted by: amcpower16
When we drink, we get drunk. when we get drunk we fall asleep. when we fall asleep we commit no sin. when we commit no sin, we go to heaven. sooooo, lets all get drunk and go to heaven O:-) .
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3.1/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: benmanw10
Let me check my watch.....Yup right on time for killing my liver and lungs before I graduate
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2.6/5 (93 votes)

Submitted by: Bobby
Whiskey is yellow,
Vodka is clear,
But I ain't got neither of those,
So I'm drinkin me a beer.
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3.7/5 (186 votes)

Submitted by: boobiez8569
Drugs may lead to nowhere but at least itís the scenic route.
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3.7/5 (138 votes)

Submitted by: Zach
Error 420 : We're sorry but the user you are trying to access is too stoned and drunk to answer your IM at this time. Please try again later and maybe he/she will have run out of weed and alcohol by then and will be able to answer your IM.
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3.9/5 (390 votes)

Submitted by: stephv911
Error alcoholic : We're sorry but the user you are trying to access is too drunk to answer your IM at this time. Please try again later and maybe he/she will have run out of alcohol by then and will be able to answer your IM.
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3.4/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: Qtiecat1700
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a disgruntled peanut..
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3.6/5 (99 votes)

Submitted by: angelhollz
Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill your drink....Out Partying...Leave a Message....:-D
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2.9/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: Me again
Officer, I swear there's no blood in my alcohol stream.
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3.6/5 (206 votes)

Submitted by: mikebibbychick10
A drunk girl's words are a sober girl's thoughts...
Wait for me to come back, and see what I have to say ;)
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3.8/5 (218 votes)

Submitted by: Jade752
Aren't you cool! I want everyone to know how drunk I was last night too!
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2.0/5 (110 votes)

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