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Message: I'm on the crapper. Deal with it.
Submitted By: RahgorbMan

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -Paul Hornung
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3.8/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: Z
You call it taking advantage...I call it persausion
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3.1/5 (43 votes)

Submitted by: SexySmidgers
(YOUR NAME) was here but left for a beer!
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2.8/5 (55 votes)

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The doctor says I needed to start drinking 8 to 10 glasses a day, unfortunatley I am having hangovers for this reason...wait he meant water?!
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3.3/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: MYstuntMANsucks
Some people say that you're funnier when you are drunk...I'm out testing to see if that's true.
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2.0/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: solarcriisdark
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?
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3.6/5 (64 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Some people say that your more fun when your drunk. I'm off to go see if thats true... gone drinking.
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3.2/5 (69 votes)

Submitted by: solarcrisisdark
When we drink, we get drunk. when we get drunk we fall asleep. when we fall asleep we commit no sin. when we commit no sin, we go to heaven. sooooo, lets all get drunk and go to heaven O:-) .
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3.1/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: benmanw10
Take me drunk. I am home
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3.3/5 (75 votes)

Submitted by: athleticabx
Getting drunk is a skill, alright!?!
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3.0/5 (80 votes)

Submitted by: amcpower16
To alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. ~Homer Simpson
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3.8/5 (80 votes)

Submitted by: bigcrash4x
Error alcoholic : We're sorry but the user you are trying to access is too drunk to answer your IM at this time. Please try again later and maybe he/she will have run out of alcohol by then and will be able to answer your IM.
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3.4/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: Qtiecat1700

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