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Category: Gross
Message: A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.
The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"
The husband replies, "Autumn."
Submitted By: Dulce Chica

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Sitting by my Easter basket waiting for the Easter Bunny.
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3.2/5 (39 votes)

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Trying to find some Easter Eggs. Hey I found one under my dog but why is it brown?
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3.1/5 (54 votes)

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{_*~HaPpY eAsTeR~*_}
::ChIcKs::
::BuNnYs::
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3.1/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: jamie
I am out right now looking for easter eggs! I am a little slow I can't seem to find them!
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3.2/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: bowlingrack
I have a date with the Easter Bunny!
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3.2/5 (38 votes)

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Happy Easter, be back in a hop.
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3.4/5 (48 votes)

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Trying to catch the bunny that stole my eggs, be back later.
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3.4/5 (59 votes)

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I used to believe in the Easter Bunny... That is, until I learned the rabbits don't lay colored eggs!
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3.3/5 (68 votes)

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If the Easter Bunny gives you Easter Eggs....throw them at someone.
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3.2/5 (41 votes)

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It's that time of year, yes Easter is here. Easter Eggs, Bunnies, lots of fun. The Easter Bunny comes to everyone. He leaves a trail of eggs, to everyones prize. There is so many, I can't believe my eyes! I love Easter, I love it still. I always have, and always will.
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3.5/5 (29 votes)

Submitted by: Erin McDonald



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