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Message: <3 Tell her why she's perfect for you. Pick her up & pretend like you're going to throw her in the pool. She'll kick & scream , but secretly she'll love it. Protect her. Hold her hand when you talk to her. Look at her like she's the only girl you ever want to be with. When she least expects it, pull her in & kiss her, hard. Tell her she looks beautiful. Tickle her, even if she says stop. =]. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Call her. Kiss her forehead. Give her piggy back rides. Be slow, don't push anything. Make her feel needed & loved. Kiss her in the rain. & when you fall in love with her... tell her. <3
Submitted By: carebearlvr0425

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Can fat people go skinny dipping?
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3.7/5 (771 votes)

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At fat camp, the guys have bigger boobs
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3.7/5 (603 votes)

Submitted by: kissmyass
Bored as a fat person without food
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3.7/5 (443 votes)

Submitted by: onoymous
Fat people are harder to kidnap
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3.7/5 (482 votes)

Submitted by: awesomeness
Hey!! they made a song about your weight 8675309
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3.5/5 (564 votes)

Submitted by: Sloth
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale it read one at a time please.
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3.4/5 (451 votes)

Submitted by: Tilliam
Never under estimate fat people in large groups
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3.3/5 (332 votes)

Submitted by: KingOfDrama8705
Dear Lord,
If you can't make me SKINNY, Please make my friends FAT!
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3.3/5 (365 votes)

Submitted by: threeamigas4312
I would probably cry too, if I had a stomach the size of the ocean blue!
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3.1/5 (302 votes)

Submitted by: sexayxorangexlvr
Only in America are "poor" people fat.
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3.0/5 (317 votes)

Submitted by: Jimbo Bob
Yo mamas so fat that at the circus she nicknamed the elephant pee wee.
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3.0/5 (312 votes)

Submitted by: Tilliam
Your momma's so fat that when she fell in the forest, the loggers said "TIMBER"!
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3.0/5 (305 votes)

Submitted by: calvarychikAG

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