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Message: Do you love me or do you not? You told me once but I was afraid to say it back. But, now I am ready to say it to you. So, tell me again. So I can say that I love you too From all the guys Iíve ever met You are the one that make me feel this way. And if I die before you do Iíll go to heaven to wait for you If youíre not there by judgment day, Iíll know you went the other way Iíll give the angels back my wings, and Risk the loss of everything Just to prove my love to you is true Iíll go to hell ~To be with u~
Submitted By: ghettoshorty

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Can Fat people go skinny dipping??
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2.8/5 (347 votes)

Submitted by: Marar
Your momma is so fat that when she sweats she can be used as a steam roller.
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2.6/5 (233 votes)

Submitted by: me
One day a woman asked her daughter to go get some jellyrolls. The girl went to the bakery and ordered all of the jellyrolls that the bakery had. Then she stuffed them all in her mouth and swallowed. When she got home her mom asked where the jellyrolls were. The girl lifts up her shirt and says here, these are the jelly rolls.
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2.1/5 (417 votes)

Submitted by: SeXy LeZ
Your momma's so fat she has to use the ocean as her toilet!
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1.6/5 (517 votes)

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