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Category: ChuckNorris
Message: Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Submitted By: sillyrabbit

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Hey!! they made a song about your weight 8675309
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3.5/5 (564 votes)

Submitted by: Sloth
Can Fat people go skinny dipping??
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2.8/5 (347 votes)

Submitted by: Marar
Your momma is so fat that when she sweats she can be used as a steam roller.
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2.6/5 (233 votes)

Submitted by: me
Your momma's so fat that when she fell in the forest, the loggers said "TIMBER"!
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3.0/5 (305 votes)

Submitted by: calvarychikAG
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale it read one at a time please.
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3.4/5 (451 votes)

Submitted by: Tilliam
Yo mamas so fat that at the circus she nicknamed the elephant pee wee.
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3.0/5 (312 votes)

Submitted by: Tilliam
Your momma's so fat she has to use the ocean as her toilet!
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1.6/5 (517 votes)

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I would probably cry too, if I had a stomach the size of the ocean blue!
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3.1/5 (302 votes)

Submitted by: sexayxorangexlvr
Dear Lord,
If you can't make me SKINNY, Please make my friends FAT!
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3.3/5 (365 votes)

Submitted by: threeamigas4312
Fat people are harder to kidnap
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3.7/5 (482 votes)

Submitted by: awesomeness
Bored as a fat person without food
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3.7/5 (443 votes)

Submitted by: onoymous
At fat camp, the guys have bigger boobs
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3.7/5 (603 votes)

Submitted by: kissmyass

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