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Message: I'm sorry but the but the person you are talking to has been abducted by the government....he will return shortly.
Submitted By: MarkedSentinal

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One day a woman asked her daughter to go get some jellyrolls. The girl went to the bakery and ordered all of the jellyrolls that the bakery had. Then she stuffed them all in her mouth and swallowed. When she got home her mom asked where the jellyrolls were. The girl lifts up her shirt and says here, these are the jelly rolls.
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2.1/5 (417 votes)

Submitted by: SeXy LeZ
Can fat people go skinny dipping?
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3.7/5 (771 votes)

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Only in America are "poor" people fat.
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3.0/5 (317 votes)

Submitted by: Jimbo Bob
Never under estimate fat people in large groups
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3.3/5 (333 votes)

Submitted by: KingOfDrama8705



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