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Category: WorkingOut
Message: Exercise gives you endorphins, endorphins make you happy and happy people just don't kill their husbands.--Legally Blonde
Submitted By: blueeyesub

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Your momma's so fat that when she fell in the forest, the loggers said "TIMBER"!
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3.0/5 (305 votes)

Submitted by: calvarychikAG
Your momma is so fat that when she sweats she can be used as a steam roller.
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2.6/5 (233 votes)

Submitted by: me
Can Fat people go skinny dipping??
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2.8/5 (347 votes)

Submitted by: Marar
Hey!! they made a song about your weight 8675309
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3.5/5 (564 votes)

Submitted by: Sloth



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