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Category: Christmas
Message: Santa asked me "What do you want for Christmas?" I said "A want a barbie and a G.I. Joe" He said " Doesn't barbie come with Ken?" I said" No, She just fakes it with Ken" BRB.
Submitted By: Cutiegirl43

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Never under estimate fat people in large groups
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3.3/5 (332 votes)

Submitted by: KingOfDrama8705
Only in America are "poor" people fat.
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3.0/5 (317 votes)

Submitted by: Jimbo Bob
Can fat people go skinny dipping?
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3.7/5 (771 votes)

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One day a woman asked her daughter to go get some jellyrolls. The girl went to the bakery and ordered all of the jellyrolls that the bakery had. Then she stuffed them all in her mouth and swallowed. When she got home her mom asked where the jellyrolls were. The girl lifts up her shirt and says here, these are the jelly rolls.
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2.1/5 (417 votes)

Submitted by: SeXy LeZ
At fat camp, the guys have bigger boobs
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3.7/5 (603 votes)

Submitted by: kissmyass
Bored as a fat person without food
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3.7/5 (443 votes)

Submitted by: onoymous
Fat people are harder to kidnap
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3.7/5 (482 votes)

Submitted by: awesomeness
Dear Lord,
If you can't make me SKINNY, Please make my friends FAT!
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3.3/5 (365 votes)

Submitted by: threeamigas4312
I would probably cry too, if I had a stomach the size of the ocean blue!
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3.1/5 (302 votes)

Submitted by: sexayxorangexlvr
Your momma's so fat she has to use the ocean as her toilet!
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1.6/5 (517 votes)

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Yo mamas so fat that at the circus she nicknamed the elephant pee wee.
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3.0/5 (312 votes)

Submitted by: Tilliam
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale it read one at a time please.
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3.4/5 (451 votes)

Submitted by: Tilliam

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