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Category: Partying
Message: Hey yeah, I'm sorry your the loser sitting at home IM'ing me thinking I'm here, but you know what, I'm out partying. Yeah you wish you could be me? Well you cant soo.... leave a message!
Submitted By: Ashley

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Yo mamas so fat that at the circus she nicknamed the elephant pee wee.
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3.0/5 (312 votes)

Submitted by: Tilliam
Your momma's so fat that when she fell in the forest, the loggers said "TIMBER"!
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3.0/5 (305 votes)

Submitted by: calvarychikAG
I would probably cry too, if I had a stomach the size of the ocean blue!
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3.1/5 (302 votes)

Submitted by: sexayxorangexlvr
Your momma is so fat that when she sweats she can be used as a steam roller.
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2.6/5 (233 votes)

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