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Message: Right this minute I'm sniffing crack, Oh Sh*t!!!!! My nose is bleeding i'll brb.
Submitted By: Zackman2k2

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Yo mamas so fat that at the circus she nicknamed the elephant pee wee.
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3.0/5 (312 votes)

Submitted by: Tilliam
Your momma's so fat that when she fell in the forest, the loggers said "TIMBER"!
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3.0/5 (305 votes)

Submitted by: calvarychikAG
I would probably cry too, if I had a stomach the size of the ocean blue!
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3.1/5 (302 votes)

Submitted by: sexayxorangexlvr
Your momma is so fat that when she sweats she can be used as a steam roller.
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2.6/5 (233 votes)

Submitted by: me



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