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Screw Eating Lucky Charms, I'm Already Magically Delicious! :) Breakfast, bbl.
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3.8/5 (1211 votes)
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Submitted by: XoZaLbSxO |
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Statistics say those who eat live longer than those who don't, so I am eating right now.
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3.8/5 (390 votes)
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Submitted by: qtswimmer317 |
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I am single handily trying to free the world of hunger,starting with myself.
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3.7/5 (844 votes)
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Submitted by: LilAngel89 |
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Whoever invented the idea of eating 3 meals a day deserves to be rewarded ;)
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3.7/5 (243 votes)
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Submitted by: hulagirl |
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I am either...eating food, watching food, poking food, playing with my food, staring intently @ my food, shoving things in my mouth (most likely food), throwing food, cooking food, making food, or enjoying food
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3.7/5 (1419 votes)
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Submitted by: xXxpOsErSsUcKxXx |
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I am in the kitchen "trying" to cook...If I do not return in approximently 30 mintues, may your intentions be to call 9-1-1! Thank you!
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3.7/5 (980 votes)
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Submitted by: dashorty1588 |
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If only men could be as satisfying as chocolate.
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3.7/5 (614 votes)
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Submitted by: sccrangel4life |
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The food in my kitchen is calling my name and the chocolates are yelling the loudest....I better go see what they want!
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3.7/5 (776 votes)
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Submitted by: SoccerStar812000 |
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I’m burning down the house, a.k.a: making dinner.
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3.6/5 (220 votes)
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Submitted by: shatteredhopes9 |
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Popcorn,Candy,Soda n Fries I know I know straight to my thighs
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3.6/5 (421 votes)
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Submitted by: Meshell876 |
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Hey %n.. im away eating breakfast, lunch, or dinner. its %t, your smart, so you can figure out which one it is.
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3.5/5 (583 votes)
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Submitted by: Z |
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Hunger has driven man to insanity, today it has driven me from my computer.
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3.5/5 (264 votes)
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Submitted by: TPerry814 |
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