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Category: Friendship
Message: True friends don't stand beside you when things get hard. They carry you because you no longer have the strength to go on and can no longer see the end of the tunnel.
Submitted By: nnsh06

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Screw Eating Lucky Charms, I'm Already Magically Delicious! :) Breakfast, bbl.
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3.8/5 (1211 votes)

Submitted by: XoZaLbSxO
Statistics say those who eat live longer than those who don't, so I am eating right now.
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3.8/5 (390 votes)

Submitted by: qtswimmer317
I am single handily trying to free the world of hunger,starting with myself.
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3.7/5 (844 votes)

Submitted by: LilAngel89
Whoever invented the idea of eating 3 meals a day deserves to be rewarded ;)
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3.7/5 (243 votes)

Submitted by: hulagirl
I am either...eating food, watching food, poking food, playing with my food, staring intently @ my food, shoving things in my mouth (most likely food), throwing food, cooking food, making food, or enjoying food
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3.7/5 (1419 votes)

Submitted by: xXxpOsErSsUcKxXx
I am in the kitchen "trying" to cook...If I do not return in approximently 30 mintues, may your intentions be to call 9-1-1! Thank you!
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3.7/5 (980 votes)

Submitted by: dashorty1588
If only men could be as satisfying as chocolate.
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3.7/5 (614 votes)

Submitted by: sccrangel4life
The food in my kitchen is calling my name and the chocolates are yelling the loudest....I better go see what they want!
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3.7/5 (776 votes)

Submitted by: SoccerStar812000
Iím burning down the house, a.k.a: making dinner.
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3.6/5 (220 votes)

Submitted by: shatteredhopes9
Popcorn,Candy,Soda n Fries I know I know straight to my thighs
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3.6/5 (421 votes)

Submitted by: Meshell876
Hey %n.. im away eating breakfast, lunch, or dinner. its %t, your smart, so you can figure out which one it is.
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3.5/5 (583 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Hunger has driven man to insanity, today it has driven me from my computer.
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3.5/5 (264 votes)

Submitted by: TPerry814

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