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Category: Halloween
Message: My parents will not let me go trick or treating this year, so I'm outside scaring little kids to make them drop there bags of candy ... mwah ha ha ha ... and if your here when I get back I may share my candy with you!!!
Submitted By: pepsigurl022

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I'm on a quest, it involves me, the kitchen, and possibly some utensils. As you may have guess I'm hungry, and if you try to come in the way of my unlofty goal I will bludgeon you with a blunt object.
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3.4/5 (257 votes)

Submitted by: Michael
My mom told me never to talk with food in my mouth! ;)
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3.4/5 (286 votes)

Submitted by: Monique61190
Filling my tummy with something very yummy.
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3.4/5 (229 votes)

Submitted by: CheerleadCL
I am replenishing the nutritional supplements my body needs to maintain homeostasis and keep an adequate energy balance.
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3.4/5 (127 votes)

Submitted by: strltt182
If you were food ........ I'd be eating you right now.
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3.3/5 (172 votes)

Submitted by: *DaNcEr*
Leave me alone, so what if I masticate all the time. It's natural.
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3.3/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: ThE JeStEr 39
don't let hunger happen to you
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3.3/5 (186 votes)

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Me and my pancakes have taken a walk to the kitchen...I shall be back, but sadly my pancakes probably won't!!! BrB
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3.3/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: FooDisGranD
I'm doing that thing. You know, the one where you pick the food up, put it in your mouth, swallow it, then repeat the process until the stomach hurts.
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3.2/5 (121 votes)

Submitted by: xlilkutiex4
My hand is frozen to the hot pockets in the freezer. The ice cube tray must have spilled again.
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3.2/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: ME
I wish I had a brown cow so I could make some chocolate milk...
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3.2/5 (128 votes)

Submitted by: GuEsSwHo
I'm away right now stuffing my face...but ohh no, whats this?... my pet bubble just ran away with my food. grrr! I shoulda known he would be trouble. I'll be back when i've finished running the little fartnipper over with my barbie car.
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3.1/5 (264 votes)

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