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I'm on a quest, it involves me, the kitchen, and possibly some utensils. As you may have guess I'm hungry, and if you try to come in the way of my unlofty goal I will bludgeon you with a blunt object.
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3.4/5 (257 votes)

Submitted by: Michael
My mom told me never to talk with food in my mouth! ;)
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3.4/5 (286 votes)

Submitted by: Monique61190
Filling my tummy with something very yummy.
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3.4/5 (229 votes)

Submitted by: CheerleadCL
I am replenishing the nutritional supplements my body needs to maintain homeostasis and keep an adequate energy balance.
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3.4/5 (127 votes)

Submitted by: strltt182
If you were food ........ I'd be eating you right now.
  • Currently 3.29/5
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3.3/5 (172 votes)

Submitted by: *DaNcEr*
Leave me alone, so what if I masticate all the time. It's natural.
  • Currently 3.34/5
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3.3/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: ThE JeStEr 39
don't let hunger happen to you
  • Currently 3.32/5
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3.3/5 (186 votes)

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Me and my pancakes have taken a walk to the kitchen...I shall be back, but sadly my pancakes probably won't!!! BrB
  • Currently 3.27/5
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3.3/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: FooDisGranD
I'm doing that thing. You know, the one where you pick the food up, put it in your mouth, swallow it, then repeat the process until the stomach hurts.
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3.2/5 (121 votes)

Submitted by: xlilkutiex4
My hand is frozen to the hot pockets in the freezer. The ice cube tray must have spilled again.
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3.2/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: ME
I wish I had a brown cow so I could make some chocolate milk...
  • Currently 3.20/5
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3.2/5 (128 votes)

Submitted by: GuEsSwHo
I'm away right now stuffing my face...but ohh no, whats this?... my pet bubble just ran away with my food. grrr! I shoulda known he would be trouble. I'll be back when i've finished running the little fartnipper over with my barbie car.
  • Currently 3.08/5
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3.1/5 (264 votes)

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