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Message: At fat camp, the guys have bigger boobs
Submitted By: kissmyass

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My stomach is talkin... and i'm answerin it!
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2.8/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: AzN Sh0rTnEsS
My mother told me never to type with my mouth full.
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2.0/5 (46 votes)

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Don't bother me..... I'm eating
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2.2/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: mehe
don't let hunger happen to you
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3.3/5 (186 votes)

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Im at the Deli...If you want something come and find me.
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2.2/5 (29 votes)

Submitted by: Defooo
I want chicken, I want liver , meow mix meow mix please deliver!!
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2.9/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: crewchic28
I'm away getting fat! the way i see it, if I get fat at least i'm happy! I can eat Whatever I WANT! leave a message
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3.1/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: Prettychica5135
Fat people gettin' happy
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2.9/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: jayjobo
When the fire alarm goes off that means dinner is ready!!!!!! BEEP BEEP BEEP! Listen to that my dinner is done be back in a little bit!
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3.0/5 (78 votes)

Submitted by: ????
If there was a god we wouldn't put the refigerator down stairs.
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1.7/5 (134 votes)

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I want a peach! A peach! A peach....... i want a peach thats right! I want a peach! Yummy yummy peach! LOL hadyhadyha brb in a minute going to get a yummy yummy peach!! ------Casey and Caite
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1.1/5 (314 votes)

Submitted by: casey and caite
I only goo too skool to et mi lunc...sooo aftur 1200 Il bee bak...
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2.2/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: BgBootie123

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