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Message: If it takes a baker one hour to bake one dozen of the the number one cakes in the world, how long would it take for a one armed monkey to pick the seeds out of a pickle?
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Eat Spam Before It Eats YOU...
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3.1/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: TtuBkrod A rU
I am either...eating food, watching food, poking food, playing with my food, staring intently @ my food, shoving things in my mouth (most likely food), throwing food, cooking food, making food, or enjoying food
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3.7/5 (1419 votes)

Submitted by: xXxpOsErSsUcKxXx
Went in search of food, bbl....
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2.5/5 (42 votes)

Submitted by: Z
God is good, god is great,
We thank him for the food, food on our plate,
If I don't eat, eat it soon,
I'll hit my brother, with a spoon.
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3.0/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: me
Me and my pancakes have taken a walk to the kitchen...I shall be back, but sadly my pancakes probably won't!!! BrB
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3.3/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: FooDisGranD
Beans beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot the more you toot the better you feel so lets have beans for every meal. Eatin' some delicious beans!
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2.2/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: garrettluver4evr
There are more French restaurants in New York than in Paris.
Gettin a bite to eat.
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3.1/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: bethiec

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